R-BED-P

"I lost 140 pounds of ugly, annoying fat with the speed of a bullet!"

These are the inspiring words of Diet Guru and Best Selling Self-Help Author, Robert Blake, whose newest book: 

"How To Eat A Big Meal And Then Drop A Load Of Dead Weight"

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Hits the bookstores this weekend

In Mr. Blake's very first chapter, he explains why

"Atkins died fat!"

"Pritikin killed himself!"

But the Robert Blake Exercise & Diet

Program is a proven success!

This nationally celebrated regimen offers 100% evidence that you can eat Italian and still shed the reeking tonnage of a life's worth of bad choices.

Mr. Blake promises that you don't have to eat like a bird. Instead, the Star of Baretta recommends that you BUY a bird. To emphasize the point, the skeletal remains of Mr. Blake's co-star, Fred the Cockatoo, will accompany the author on his book tour.

The Robert Blake Exercise & Diet Program (R-BED-P) incorporates the very best features of numerous conditioning plans; for example, the stamina-building secrets of the Simpson Slo-Speed Cardio-Run and the strength-enhancing benefits of the Peterson Ocean Stroke.

Forget those expensive programs like "Jenny Craig" that charge you extravagant fees for a few meager morsels of food. With the patented Robert Blake Exercise & Diet Program, you will receive "three hots and a cot" at absolutely no cost! That's right, the government subsidizes every last mouthful. In addition, by special arrangement with the State of California's Department of Corrections (our on-staff DOC), you will have regular access to weight room and recreational facilities...again, at no extra charge whatsoever!

BUT WAIT...there's more. Unlike those medically unsound and "trendy" diets that leave you vulnerable to your worst impulses, R-BED-P guarantees personal supervision and monitoring for years to come. With Mr. Blake's unique system of behavioral modification, you will not only emerge from our program lean and mean, but adept with a knife and other sharp eating utensils as well. 

This is Robert Blake's guarantee to you...if you are not completely satisfied with the results of R-BED-P, he will personally take you out to dinner at his favorite restaurant. In addition, he will teach you how to acquire a life term membership at one of the state's finest and most secure facilities.

Remember Robert Blake's motto: I don't just sell you. I CELL you!

R BED P™

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